Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Anonymous asked: do u have a sexuality or...?
a sexuality?? in THIS economy???
"You are a sentence
and I am a semicolon
begging you to go on."
— We will be a novel one day - Meghan Lynn (via merelyamadness)
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
(Source: sheparrrd, via imguavasfordananas)
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
(Source: averagefairy, via gataespacial)
Liquor before beer you’re in the clear.
Beer before liquor you’re okay don’t be a little bitch.
— (via ceciliaisasian)
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?